that settles it
we have to get rid of the ocean
Woops I sniffed some coke
was it cool
It’s pretty cool yeah 💸💸💸
This is love
Extremely bored so here is my attempt at taking a picture of smoke rings.
Anybody got a light?
A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.
How can people think that gay couples shouldn’t be allowed children. I don’t know about you , but this is the happiest family I’ve ever seen.
"I told the truth on my job application about my past drug use, and they sent me a letter saying I didn’t meet their standards of integrity."
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Ok well now I’m just dead from all of this adorable-ness going on
Omg I squealed. I freaking love Steven right now!!
More creepy art