Walks with bears.

My brothers like to keep their guns cold.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:28:11 -0400

My brothers like to keep their guns cold.

Yum.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:25:45 -0400

Yum.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:00:17 -0400

tinglingatmosphere:

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:24:26 -0400

tinglingatmosphere:

My lunch today?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:22:47 -0400

Beer and Kraft macaroni and cheese.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:03:44 -0400

princessryann: LOOK AT PLUTO. PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:56:58 -0400

princessryann:

LOOK AT PLUTO.

PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:41:25 -0400

paztheconeja: best-of-funny: somniloquy: sweet-land-of-liberte...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:40:28 -0400

paztheconeja:

best-of-funny:

somniloquy:

sweet-land-of-libertea:

thackerybinxx:

shinga-tumblr:

It’s okay kitten, I too have been that drunk

OH my GOD

infomercial kitten.

why is no-one willing to sell him a special kitten straw for $19.95

persistence is key

X

“infomercial kitten” !!!! morí * 0 *

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:36:53 -0400

maccasmiz: fulfillments: living-the-band-life: foxheartx: OOO...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:35:28 -0400

maccasmiz:

fulfillments:

living-the-band-life:

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

OMG

OMG LOOOOLLL I’M SO DONE

lexbukowski: Caroline Vitelli

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:32:53 -0400

lexbukowski:

Caroline Vitelli

Cellar door

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:31:51 -0400

galicseas: IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE CUTENESS...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 11:09:39 -0400

galicseas:

IT’S SO CUTE IM REBLOGGING TWICE

CUTENESS OVERLOAD.

thiskingdomisntwhatitmayseem: someone please take me to get...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:39:40 -0400

thiskingdomisntwhatitmayseem:

someone please take me to get this perfection, or make me some pleeeeease #pho #soup

"We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is..."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:29:28 -0400

““We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.””

- John C. Moffi (via fawun)

lordkorra: psychiatrist-cannibal by day pop-star singing sensation by night hannibal montanibal

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:28:41 -0400

lordkorra:

psychiatrist-cannibal by day

pop-star singing sensation by night

hannibal montanibal

brotherjames: sildachi: sildachi: sildachi: who does polyphemus hate more than...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:28:31 -0400

brotherjames:

sildachi:

sildachi:

sildachi:

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

nobody

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

This is the greatest thing ever.

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:26:53 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:21:07 -0400

society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.